We Will Rock You

On Monday myself and some of my co-workers got to go tour the new Hard Rock Hotel which just opened in San Diego. It's a pretty cool place and the best part is that we got to take Intern with us! Ah, the entertainment that kids provides! After our tour the hotel rep took us to lunch at the Mary Jane Coffee Shop which is connected to the hotel. Intern was able to regale us with many fascinating stories. The hotel rep seemed entertained but somewhat overwhelmed with the extent of the stories. We got to hear all about his friend who cleans up after crime scenes. I guess the grossest "scene" had something to do with a robbery that went bad when the theives happened upon a martial artist whose home was being remodeled. The fight that ensued had lots to do with blood and power tools. (Remember we are eating lunch during this.) Another great story had to do with one of his first concerts he went to where he witnessed a leather clad woman (who was wearing leather thigh-high boots) kicking some guy square in the face after he grabbed her butt. He has the best stories. Perhaps not the best timing, but he is 100% entertaining.