Pear Early Month

So for lunch today I had panda express. Yum! As I was eating my fortune cookie I noticed it was a tad chewier than normal. When I pulled the fortune from the uneaten second half of the cookie I realized that I had consumed half of the fortune! More fiber! Sadly I will never know what my fortune was to be. All I was left with was this cryptic message about possibly having a pear early this month.