Have you ever...

sat in your car furiously looking in your purse for your keys and then discover that they were actually in the ignition? Oh, and your car was already on? Yeah...I've never done that either. Or how about trying to squeak out a silent one while in Target but instead create a thunderous rumble that seems to reverberate throughout the whole store? Nope, never. I swear neither of these things happened to me tonight.